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♪
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[ Somber music plays,
birds chirping ]
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Morty: Oh, [weakly] Riiick...
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[ Weakly ]
You were [coughs] right, Morty.
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Chili... was too... spicy.
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[ Coughs ]
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Ohhh...
Ah.
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[ Fire crackling ]
Oh.
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[ Bowl clatters,
portal whooshes ]
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Estate sale is open!
[ Clones chattering ]
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Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.
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If you see a post-it,
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the item has
already been claimed.
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Shopping Morty: Oh, yeah.
Shopping Rick: Alright.
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Luchador Rick:
Hey, nice office chair.
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Wet Rick: Hatchi-Matchi.
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Pretty ghoulish,
don't you think?
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W-we just get to
take anything we want?
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Morty, they're dead.
You want to be buried
with your porn magazines?
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Magazines?
[ Coughs ]
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W-what's a magazines,
old man?
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Fuck you, Morty.
Go practice your pronouns.
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[ Rick clones chuckling ]
Whoa!
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An in-ground
two-post vehicle lift?
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You could park a motorcycle
on this bad boy
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and rotate it
any which way.
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I put my post-it
on it first.
Ninja Morty:
No, no, I did!
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I come from a water planet.
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I should get the snorkel.
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If you're from
a water planet,
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why do you need a snorkel?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Shopping Rick grunts, laughs ]
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These estate sales
are lame af, am I right?
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Yeah.
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I came to funeral hop,
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but there aren't
any Smiths left
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to hold a funeral.
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Wait, funeral hop?
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Oh, shit.
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You gotta try it, dude.
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[ Whistles ]
Some version of your mom,
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your dad,
bawling their eyes out
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and saying the nicest shit
you've ever heard.
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But-- can't happen when
the whole family
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checks out
at the same time.
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Your Rick brings you
to your own funerals?
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Nah, dawg,
[chuckles] I drive myself.
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Whoa.
You don't got a Portal Jr.?
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Shit. bunch of us have one.
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Let's see, I bet...
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[ Objects clattering ]
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Bam.
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Pop a post-it
on that bad boy
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before someone else does.
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Thanks.
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And, uh, c-cool sunglasses.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
Sunglasses?
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These are my eyes.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Electricity popping ]
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[ Platform whooshing ]
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Um, Rick,
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you ever gone
to your own funeral?
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Is that new slang
for taking a dump?
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What? No.
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Well,
I'm gonna start using it.
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Look, a Morty
at the estate sale
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was a funeral hopper, and--
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Ugh, you can do better than
getting emotional handjobs
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from a fake family.
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My real family is dead.
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Wow, what a zing.
So is mine.
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The only thing that helps
ease the horror of existence
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is friction-free rotation.
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Did you buy a motorcycle
to justify the platform?
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Morty, it turns.
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C'mon, man,
I'm asking for guidance.
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Do whatever you want.
It's your funeral.
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[ Platform whooshing ]
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[ Portal whooshes,
Choir vocalizing ]
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♪
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[ Clapping, choir fades ]
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[ Sobs ] Thank you.
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Big Legs Morty
loved Ritchie Valens.
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And now
his Big Legs Grandfather
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is gonna say a few words.
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[ Slurps ] What!
Let me grieve!
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You've been drunk all week.
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Maybe if you had been sober,
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you wouldn't have
microwaved him.
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His big legs were wet!
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I should have guessed.
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Big Legs Jessica:
Wait! Big Legs Morty.
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I should have done this
when you were alive.
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[ Smooches ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, hell yeah!
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[ Portal whooshes,
Light music plays ]
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♪
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[ Toast Morty pops ]
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♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Crows cawing ]
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[ Flesh squelches,
Morty gasps ]
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Electrical buzzing ]
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[ Flesh squelching ]
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♪
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[ Inhales deeply,
Balloon Morty inflates ]
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♪
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Chips crunch ]
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[ Door shuts ]
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Well, I guess
this is gonna be hard,
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but Mort loved
to do hard things.
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So...
we're gonna do this for him.
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[ Bag rustles, chip crunches ]
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How many of you here
loved my son?
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Woman: Yeah...
Woman 2: [ Sobs ] Yeah.
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I asked...
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how many of you here
loved my son?!
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[ Crowd cheers,
overlapping chatter ]
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Maybe you loved him
because he was a leader,
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a scholar, an athlete.
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I loved him
because he was mine.
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Because he was my son.
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Jock: We love you, Mort!
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Crowd:
Mort! Mort! Mort! Mort!
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When I die, I will
kill God for taking my boy!
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I don't approve of
your promise,
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but I understand.
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[ Dirt trickles ]
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Who will be there for me
now that you're gone?
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[ Chesterfield whines,
she cries ]
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[ Chesterfield panting ]
Chesterfield?
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Oh, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Stop, stop!
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[ They gasp ]
Mort?
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[ Panting continues ]
Oh... no...
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You guys have never
seen another Morty before?
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[ Gasps ]
Oh!
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Oh!
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
Does that make sense?
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S-shortest version is--
infinite me's, infinite you's.
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You want a grilled cheese?
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I want to make it for him.
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And this thing?
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It's how I got here.
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Rick made it for me.
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Not my Rick--
i-it's a lot of canon.
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Where is Rick?
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I'm sorry to tell you this,
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but, um...
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...our Rick...
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...is a drunk, Morty.
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Ohh... No?
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We had to end our
relationship with him.
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We tried everything to help,
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but ultimately,
he needed to help himself.
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And he, like, listened?
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This universe is wild.
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Just the way you like it.
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[ Bread crunches ]
Morty: Mmm.
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Wow. So good.
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Don't suppose
there's any tomato soup--
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Holy shit.
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You guys are something else.
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You should have met our Mort.
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Ray,
like it or not...
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Beth: Mm.
...the bank's gonna
take your farm.
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[ Sighs ]
Terrence: They will come, Ray.
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Huh?
Oh, my gosh.
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My family's probably worried.
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My... other family.
You're leaving?
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Summer,
he's not ours to keep.
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I understand, Mort--
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I mean, Morty.
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Come back to us, kiddo.
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Whenever you want,
you come back.
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Laughing ]
[ Grunting ]
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[ Muffled ] Summer,
stop live-streaming!
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Scoffs ]
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Where have you been?
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I've needed you to hand me
wrenches and stuff.
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Che[burps]ck this out.
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Wow, great.
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Huh? Ah!
Oh, Rick!
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It's pulling my insides!
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You have too much
metal in you dipshit.
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[ Magnet powers down ]
Oh!
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I didn't put it there.
So?
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[ Keys jingle ]
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[ Keys jingle ]
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[ Portal whooshes ]
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Oh, hey!
Hey!
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Morty, you came back!
[ Chesterfield barks ]
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[ They chuckle ]
Oh, geez. G-Good boy.
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That's a dog for ya.
[ Chuckles ]
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M-my dog enslaved me.
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B-but not this one.
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Morty: So I'm hanging out
of the side
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of the ship in space,
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holding the guitar
that Rick wanted,
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but my eyes burst from
the pressure difference
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and I couldn't see
for, like, an hour.
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[ Gasps ] Morty,
you could have been killed.
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Oh, yeah, I was.
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You died?
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You die, and come back?
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The worst part
is waking up in the tube,
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where the fresh body is
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c-cause you have to cough all
that fluid out of your lungs.
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You're saying
where you come from,
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your grandfather lets you die
over and over again?
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What does your father
say about this?
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♪ Who's a Mad Men? ♪
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♪ I'm a Mad Men ♪
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[ Sighs ]
[ Portal whooshes ]
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[ Lathe whirring ]
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Oh, my God.
I made an owl.
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T-this is incredible.
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Too bad my big lathe
is up at the cabin.
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Built it with my dad.
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Then Mort helped me put up
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the sleeping porch
just last summer.
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Wish we could take you
there this weekend,
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but the gals are going to be
at the soup kitchen and...
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I mean,
we could head up there,
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just the two of us?
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Really?
You'd want to do that?
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[ Engine humming ]
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[ Insects chirping,
knife scraping ]
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Don't you have any matches?
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A man who relies on matches
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gets pretty cold
when he runs out.
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[ Fire whooshes,
crackling ]
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You feel like a steak?
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[ Steak sizzling ]
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Wait till the pan
releases the meat.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Steak sizzling ]
I feel like I've never
learned anything until now.
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...And Mort,
he's climbing so fast.
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When he loses his footing,
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he's just silent
as he falls...
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...until the crack
of his body hitting stone.
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[ Fire crackling ]
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Mort was so strong,
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but I wasn't strong enough
to save him.
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I'm so sorry.
[ Sniffles ]
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I know you're not my Mort...
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Not really...
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...but I love you
just the same.
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[ Cries ]
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I-I love you, dad.
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I-I want to be your son.
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I am your son.
262
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,209
[ Fire crackling ]
263
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,671
Then break the gun.
264
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,674
What?
This isn't one of
your adventures.
265
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,634
It can be your life.
266
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,011
But what if I need to--
267
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,596
What could you need
that isn't here?
268
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222
A family that
doesn't appreciate you?
269
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,349
A resurrection machine that
makes infinite grandpas?
270
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,144
You need to turn into
a fucking giraffe?
271
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,812
Do it!
272
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,147
Uh...
273
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,398
[ Grunts ]
Hey!
274
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,608
[ Both grunting ]
275
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,026
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my God!
276
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,612
Yes! I love you!
[ Panting ]
277
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,364
[ Grunts ]
I tried to make my son strong.
278
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,617
So strong he would never die!
279
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,702
Ah! [ Grunts, panting ]
280
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,579
[ Owl hoots ]
281
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,789
[ Grunts, thuds ]
282
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,707
[ Panting continues ]
283
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,587
I just want to keep you safe!
284
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,297
Mort?
285
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,548
Mort.
[ Branches creak ]
286
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,092
Mort?
287
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,052
Mort!
288
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,346
[ Branches clatter ]
Come back.
289
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,764
[ Zipper unzips ]
290
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,475
[ Insects chirping ]
291
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,728
Mort: Dad wants me
to free solo El Capitan.
292
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,355
He's crazy.
293
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,398
He wants me to be able
to survive anything.
294
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,067
My only hope's to run away.
295
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,194
Thank you, Mort.
296
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,279
[ Dramatic music plays ]
297
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,324
[ Wolf howling ]
298
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:20,578
♪
299
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,622
[ Engine hums ]
300
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,250
♪
301
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,417
Woman 3: [ Moans ]
302
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:31,756
♪
303
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,133
[ Change clatters ]
304
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:37,470
♪
305
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,222
[ Bus hums ]
306
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:43,434
♪
307
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,895
...And we're left with
a radical non-duality.
308
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,106
The universe is
not locally real.
309
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,775
Which means nothing matters...
310
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,778
...or everything does.
311
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,821
[ Students cheer ]
312
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,990
Moral universe, let's go!
313
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,450
I fucking knew it.
314
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,702
The Central Finite Curve,
315
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,995
portal travel,
all of it.
316
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,788
Of course there's
infinite Mortys--
317
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,874
because there's
infinite worlds, Morty,
318
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,709
and infinite me's!
319
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,544
A-am I cool in most worlds?
320
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,462
[ Gasps ] Oh!
Mr. Sanchez?
321
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,590
Oh, sorry I frighten you.
322
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,133
I am from Russia.
323
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,427
[ Sighs ]
Who is hunting you?
324
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,679
Jerry? I don't know.
Ma-maybe all of them?
325
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,014
I just want to go home.
326
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,307
I thought there
was a better version
327
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,934
of my family for me,
but I was wrong.
328
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,728
Do you think
you could make this?
329
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,980
Oh, Morty,
I would love to help you,
330
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,608
but that thing
almost destroyed me.
331
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,152
Salieri to infinite Mozarts.
332
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,779
Do-- Do you guys
not have Mozart?
333
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,282
Oh, Morty,
we gotta watch "Amadeus."
334
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,575
Shit. I'm late.
335
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,784
I gotta do a thing.
336
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,786
Uh, do you wanna
come with me?
337
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,246
Ahem.
338
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,915
Hey, uh, hey, everybody.
339
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833
My name's Rick.
I'm an alcoholic.
340
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,293
All: Hi, Rick.
341
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,170
I know this is an old story
to a lot of you,
342
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,297
but most of us have destroyed
our memories with alcohol,
343
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,840
so it'll be like new.
344
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,675
Back before, I had a wife,
345
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,010
I had a family.
346
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,012
My daughter, Beth,
she was a terror,
347
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,640
but she was my heart,
my whole heart.
348
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,850
I'd always like to get
wrecked every now and again,
349
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,852
but Diane kept it under control.
350
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,897
And then one day,
she was just... gone.
351
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,316
I was so deep in my work,
I barely noticed.
352
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,525
And that's when--
353
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,693
you know how that feels,
354
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,986
when you really start to drink?
355
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,905
[ Overlapping chatter ]
356
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,573
Beth was so little.
357
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,784
I-I blew it with her.
358
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,662
She grew up though, and married
somebody who took one look at me
359
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,330
and said, "Not in my house."
360
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,499
Fuck, I hate that guy.
[ Chuckles ]
361
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,750
But he was right.
362
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,961
I hated him enough
to end up here.
363
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,171
My first meeting
was 17 years ago,
364
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,508
17 years since
I spoke to my daughter.
365
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,677
But I'm here and I'm happy.
366
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,054
That's possible for all of us.
367
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,890
You just have to find somebody
who believes in you.
368
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,393
[ Sniffs ] Mmm.
369
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,354
My students were assholes
today, so I'm cooking stew.
370
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,730
Oh, hello.
371
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,898
Who's this handsome fellow?
372
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,233
You might want to sit down.
373
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,901
Oh, Rick.
374
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,903
He has your eyes.
375
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,072
Uli: So you must go home.
376
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,408
And you must find a way
to get him there.
377
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,784
It's not that simple.
378
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,119
But you are a good man.
379
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,912
So maybe it is simple.
380
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,580
Morty, will you have more stew?
381
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,623
Yes, please.
382
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,250
My love, don't forget.
383
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,794
Wow, she's--
She's incredible.
384
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,879
So she's a fuckbot?
[ Chokes ]
385
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,132
Jesus Christ, Morty,
she's my wife.
386
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,175
She's-- she's a human woman.
Oh, geez.
387
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,386
I-I guess I didn't realize
you could love anything.
388
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,637
My bad.
389
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,140
[ Window thuds ]
Have you seen this boy?
390
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,891
Ah, we see a lot
of people through here.
391
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,435
One time,
I saw a horse buy a ticket.
392
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,312
Some kind of promotion
for a kind of horse food.
393
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,022
Don't know about that, but--
oh, you never forget a face
394
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,356
as sweet as that right there.
395
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,899
Oh, yeah.
I seen him headed to Boston.
396
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,651
Sure is sunlight
and right as rain.
397
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278
Hey, where you going?
398
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,323
Found him.
[ Thunder rumbles ]
399
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,534
I'm gonna love
that little guy so hard.
400
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,411
Ah!
You okay, buddy?
401
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,204
He's gonna find me
and tie me to a pole
402
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,831
and hug me until I throw up.
403
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,291
[ Cries ]
404
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,959
I'll be trapped here forever.
405
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,336
I'll get you home, okay?
406
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,921
I'll make a portal
and get you home.
407
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,259
Are you gonna call me
a piece of shit now?
408
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,427
What?
409
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,512
[ Hopeful music plays ]
410
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,431
[ Cat purrs ]
411
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,933
[ Electrical zapping ]
412
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,061
Yeah?
Oh!
413
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,854
[ Electrical zap,
loud crash ]
414
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,648
♪
415
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,525
[ Liquid bubbles, explodes ]
416
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,027
[ Grunts ]
417
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,945
[ Fire crackling ]
418
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,572
[ They laugh ]
419
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,949
[ Gun whirs, acid poofs ]
420
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,368
[ They cough ]
421
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,369
Fucking shit.
422
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,746
You'll get it.
You've got this.
423
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,331
[ Portal whirs,
flames whoosh ]
424
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,707
[ Groans,
gun shatters ]
425
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,000
[ Gun blasts,
fish plopping ]
426
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,460
Oh!
Ah!
427
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:44,509
♪
428
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,635
[ Flask clatters ]
429
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,844
[ Gun whooshes ]
430
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,179
Ah!
431
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,181
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]
[ They gasp ]
432
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,599
[ Portal squelches ]
433
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,850
[ They groan ]
434
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,644
[ Electrical whir,
explosion ]
435
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,063
[ Fire extinguisher hisses ]
436
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,690
[ Groaning ]
[ Paper ripping ]
437
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,068
[ Objects clatter,
gun whirs ]
438
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,611
[ Gun blasts ]
439
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,821
I know you're gonna get it.
440
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,030
If God doesn't want me
441
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,490
to praise him
with inventions,
442
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,200
why implant the desire?
443
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,535
Everything okay out here?
444
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,328
Fuck! Just let me work.
445
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,039
[ Sighs ]
446
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,583
[ Groans ]
She's gonna leave.
447
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,960
They all leave.
448
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,212
You know, you didn't
drive Diane away.
449
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,381
It wasn't your work
or your drinking.
450
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,425
It just happened, everywhere.
451
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,676
To every Rick.
452
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,428
Wha--
It wasn't your fault.
453
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,888
Most Rick's never got
this far with portal stuff.
454
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,515
They took a shortcut.
455
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,559
But I believe in you.
456
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,353
Rick: I can feel it, Uli.
I-I'm so close.
457
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,230
Uli: Close to losing
another wife.
458
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,816
I've become tepid.
I-I wanna boil.
459
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,067
You can sleep on the couch.
460
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,610
I'm done sleeping.
461
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,112
[ Door slams ]
462
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,115
This is what yours is like?
463
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,908
It's the only way
I can get home.
464
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,994
Where on God's earth
did a 14-year-old boy
465
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,954
learn this kind
of mind poisoning?
466
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,415
From your husband, infinitely.
467
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,709
He belongs more to me
than to you.
468
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,253
[ Sniffles, cries ]
469
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,383
Professor Sanchez
hasn't shown up for days.
470
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,261
Well, he's my father,
and I'm worried about him.
471
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,637
We just need his address.
472
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,431
You don't have your own
father's address?
473
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,184
[ Grunts ]
I was just asking a question.
474
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,185
[ Choking ] You're right.
475
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,436
It's personal.
476
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,521
[ Thuds ]
Summer. The files.
477
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,856
I'm in.
478
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,774
Also gonna approve myself
for early admission,
479
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,068
just in case I decide to go
to this fucking nerd school.
480
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,113
I'm gonna get my boy
and put him on a leash.
481
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,032
A leash?
What's up with your family?
482
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,659
Oh-- you're right,
it's personal.
483
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,161
[ Chuckles nervously ]
484
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,455
[ Belches ] Morty,
I, uh, figured it out, Morty.
485
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,248
M-Morty, c-c'mon,
we're gonna--
486
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,375
We're gonna [belches]--
gonna get some stuff, Morty.
487
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,627
[ Groaning ]
488
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,045
[ Slurping, belches ]
489
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,254
Uli: Rick.
[ Clears throat ]
490
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,631
It's the middle
of the night.
491
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,384
[ Groans ]
492
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,263
C'[burps]mon, I'm working.
493
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,265
It-It's helping me think.
494
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,309
Do you want to go
talk to her?
495
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,228
Fuck that.
She's-- there's--
496
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,356
there's a multiverse of her
out there, right, Morty?
497
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,441
W-we gotta--
we gotta...
498
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,110
Are you gonna get in trouble?
499
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,654
[ Glass shatters ]
I-I got tenure, Morty.
500
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,072
They can't fire me.
501
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,657
[ Burps ] I built
this place with my dick
502
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,158
and hammered it with my balls.
[ Glass shatters ]
503
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,743
W-wouldn't a dick
be a better hammer?
504
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,703
You're right, Morty.
Balls are too soft.
505
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,997
G-Grab-- grab some--
Gra... any-anything.
506
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,832
Grab anything.
Mr. Sanchez. Is that--
507
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,125
[ Gun blasts ]
508
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,002
[ Grunts, barks ]
509
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,337
Oh my God, Rick.
510
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,713
The problem is morals, Morty.
511
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,299
Ethics. I-I was scared
of the gray areas.
512
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,218
B-But-- but now...
513
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,679
[ Belches ]
I-I can live in them.
514
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138
I'm gonna get you home.
515
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,848
Y-You-- you small, little--
516
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,183
y-you little guy.
517
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,768
[ Dog whines, trunk shuts ]
518
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,854
[ Sighs ]
519
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,481
[ Speaks in Swedish ]
520
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,191
[ Glass shatters ]
They told me I was crazy.
521
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,943
But now-- now who's crazy?
522
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,695
T-They are.
That's right!
523
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,029
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]
524
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,698
Rick!
I did it!
525
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,700
[ Both cheering ]
526
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,076
[ Laughs ]
527
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,954
Oh, man.
I-I'm gonna miss you, Rick.
528
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,455
I can come visit you, Morty.
529
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,999
W-We got-- we got a doorway.
530
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,375
And now that
I don't have a dumb wife,
531
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,002
I have all the time
in the world.
532
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,378
I-I can go on adventures,
Morty.
533
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,046
We-- we could go
on adventures.
534
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,339
Yeah.
535
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,717
You're sure
I didn't ruin your life?
536
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,843
You saved me.
537
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,094
And so did this.
538
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,721
Because alcohol is good,
Morty.
539
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,723
It's not evil.
Everyone should drink it.
540
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,142
W-wait-- wait till I tell
the guys at AA.
541
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,560
All right, off you go.
542
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,770
Jerry: Let go of my son!
[ Gun cocks ]
543
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,022
Fucking Jerry!
544
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,398
Morty, please
don't go in there.
545
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,899
We didn't mean
to come on so strong.
546
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,900
We just love you.
547
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,319
Honey, you can stay here
548
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,195
where you don't get
thrown into space
549
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,572
and have to die
all the time.
550
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,073
What the hell
is this thing?
551
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,242
Have you even tested it?
You're drunk!
552
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,202
You're gonna let
a child go through that?
553
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,454
The science is sound, dick.
554
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,497
Watch.
[ Cat growls, portal whooshes ]
555
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,957
[ Cat squelches,
Good Beth gasps ]
556
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,375
Ooh.
[ Cat breathes weakly ]
557
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,127
He's still breathing.
That's worse!
558
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,670
[ Gunshot ]
Oh!
559
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,088
[ Grunting ]
560
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,215
I've always
fucking hated you!
561
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,010
I hate you in every
conceivable reality.
562
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,511
Kill him!
Fucking shoot!
563
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,847
[ Gunshot,
portal whirs loudly ]
564
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,808
[ Good Beth screams ]
Good Summer: Oh, my God!
565
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,101
[ Wind whooshing ]
566
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,353
[ Grunting ]
567
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,313
Jerry! [ Grunts ]
568
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,898
[ Gunshot, Good Rick groans ]
569
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,608
Oh, my god!
[ Portal zaps ]
570
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,610
[ Good Summer screams ]
Summer!
571
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,736
[ Gun blasts ]
572
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,321
[ Fish plopping,
Good Jerry screams ]
573
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,198
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
574
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,576
[ Good Beth panting ]
575
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,792
No!
[ Squelching,
Good Beth screaming ]
576
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,461
[ Groaning ]
577
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,880
[ Cat meowing ]
578
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,216
[ Squelches ]
579
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,187
[ Portal whooshes ]
580
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,398
Estate sale is open!
581
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,942
Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.
582
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,528
If you see a post-it, the item
has already been claimed.
583
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,946
Check it out,
Seahorse Morty,
584
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,155
it's a fish gun.
585
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,448
This guy had
some cool stuff
586
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,825
for a basic Rick,
and I would know
587
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,993
because I'm defined
by my cool shorts.
588
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,163
[ Clones chattering ]
Oh, Jesus Christ.
589
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,540
Rick?
'Sup?
590
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,916
None of this stuff
is any good.
591
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,084
Let's go home.
592
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,086
Damn, you look like shit.
593
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,379
Was the funeral that good?
594
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,006
[ Gun blasts, dog barks ]
595
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,008
Oh, shit,
a long-neck dog gun.
596
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,387
Let's fucking go!
[ Gun blasts, dogs barking ]
597
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,849
Woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof!
598
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,893
Hey. You okay?
599
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,019
Yeah.
600
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,312
I love you.
601
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,939
All right.
No need to get weird.
602
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,524
You're in my sun.
603
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,528
So the hat was
not a hit today,
604
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:42,825
♪ But maybe it
will be tomorrow ♪
605
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,827
[ Somber music plays ]
606
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:49,790
♪
607
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,460
[ Belches ] Morty, Morty,
Morty, I g-gotta show you--
608
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,836
I gotta show you something,
Morty.
609
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,171
Rick, it's the middle
of the night.
610
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,422
I just want to sleep.
611
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,798
I-I'll call in
a bomb threat
612
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,008
at your school, c'mon.
613
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,218
Hey, I-I took your note,
Morty.
614
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,845
I fixed the magnets.
615
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,305
You ready to ride?
616
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,223
L-Let's-- let's go on
a hero's journey, Morty!
617
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,516
[ Engine rumbling ]
618
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,435
Take the wheel.
But I'm behind you.
619
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,520
Take the wheel.
I'll tell you when to turn.
620
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,898
I'm like--
I-I'm your dad, Morty.
621
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,357
I'm your fucking dad.
622
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,276
It's fucking me, Morty!
623
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,069
Yeah, you're my dad.
624
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,362
I'm your son.
625
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,822
You're my son!
626
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:29,872
♪
627
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:37,922
♪
628
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:45,930
♪
629
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:53,979
♪
630
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,231
[ Beeping ]
631
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,440
DNA scans clear.
632
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,942
Ooh, wee.
633
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,235
What a season.
634
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,612
Amy figured out
what I was up to,
635
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,405
and now she's gonna
use my DNA
636
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,616
to make a multiverse
waypoint--
637
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,077
And get my
fucking husband back!
638
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:11,080
Activate fourth-dimensional
thrusters.
639
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,957
[ Beeping ]
640
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,126
[ Ship whirring, explosion ]
641
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,256
I-I assume all
the shaking is unintentional?
642
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,632
Oh, my god!
643
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,384
Scientist Butthole:
Abort, abort!
644
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,928
[ Voice vibrating ]
That's never good.
645
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,972
Ooh, weeee!
646
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,640
[ Explosion ]
647
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,311
Man:
Did you get any of that?
648
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,773
♪